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Sometimes in the morning you look at your hairstyle in the mirror - and you think, why the hell do you need all these stylists?) After all, it is in the mornings when you wake up that the most original hairstyles are obtained !!

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Love is when the whole world is not able to replace a loved one, but he replaces the whole world.

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I don’t want to write statuses, I want to shout that I LOVE you VERY!!!

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Do not let go of your love, do not betray, no matter what temptations fate prepares for you!

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When your loved one calls, you want to kiss the phone...

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Only new love can heal a heart wounded by love.

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Life is only where there is love...

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I'm happy with you.....LOVE...

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-Someday I'll kill you!...-And if you don't?....-I'll love you all my life...

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The gray ashes of a burnt fire are all I have left of you...

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I love her very much, and in abbreviated form - OSёL))

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Don't waste your time with someone who doesn't want to spend it with you.

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You just have a good sense of humor. And I love my mom, dad and cat.

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Did you know that love is pheromones? no pheromones, no love.....

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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. - Original statuses

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The world is full of fake compliments and plastic emotions...

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I love looking at pregnant women they are so beautiful with their cute tummies...

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To die of love is to live by it.

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I have been waiting for my prince for a long time, maybe his horse is broken ?!

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The most original fried potato is when you eat it with your hands from the pan while no one is watching!

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Love is when once becomes forever

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There are men who say: "I'm the only one!" You look and think: "Thank God!"

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Don't expect miracles! Wonder yourself!!

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It is better to regret that you loved than that you never knew love.

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Love is when on his birthday, your name sounds in all the toasts)

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Love is eternity given for a time.

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True love is when, after a quarrel, you realize that you love him even more and the fear of parting is similar to the fear of death.

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Original statuses - God loves idiots. Otherwise, why did he create so many of them?

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Remember! If you are sleeping with another girl, the seat next to your girl is vacant.

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A handsome, intelligent, generous, kind, gentle, non-drinking, non-walking man... I just want to see him.

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There is a husband - twist a husband, no husband - twist a man, no man - twist a hoop.

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Cats are scratching at heart, probably they are burying poop.

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Who goes to bed early, marries late!

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Love is when I don’t even compare you with anyone because there is no one better than you ...

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You know, I loved you and I love you and I will love you forever...

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If the dream did not come true, then you did not want it too much.

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Do you want to get married? Have you sniffed socks?

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One in a million - the rest are fake And I'm the original, they're the remake

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It's not hard to die for love... It's hard to find a love worth dying for.

In addition to the statuses for classmates, we have statuses for the contact, which are no less original than these.

No matter how many bad things are said about me, I always have something to add. 26

Nothing limits your actions like the phrase "do whatever you want"... 51

Guys get jealous when they love. Girls get jealous even when they don't love. 37

Can't find a way for me? Get around! 62 - cool statuses

Comrade, let's go through to clarify the cash ... 17

Nothing strengthens faith in a person like a 100% prepayment. 23

If you know exactly who is to blame - do not give yourself away. 30

I walk with closed eyes and a smile from ear to ear, to meet future happiness, through a field of rakes... 34

From the statement: "How do I all ..." Crossed out. “Like I have you all…” Crossed out. “Yes, would you all go to ...” Crossed out. "Please grant me another vacation." 21

Dear Money! I miss you very much. I promise to buy you a new wallet. If you want, you can invite your relatives from Europe or America - I will not object. I will accept everyone! 28

I want chronic health, progressive happiness, recurrent success, hypertensive salary, and an eternally pregnant wallet without the threat of miscarriage!))) 30

The best way check the guy for loyalty - ask the sleeping man, in the morning a question: "Will you go to yours or will you stay with me?" 29

According to statistics, the phrase "What a huge he is!" most often heard by a spider. 39

Briefly about myself: Year of manufacture 1991, Mileage 20, Light color, Height 162, Blue headlights, Documents on hand, Tuning is present, The body is not broken, not rusty, The roof is in place, but there are no brakes. All options, looking for some with a half turn. 5

You can’t look in the mirror when you eat - you’ll eat your happiness. And when you drink, you drink. And in the toilet, it’s better not to hang a mirror at all ... 33

Sex is when he wants it, erotica is when she wants it, porn is when both of them want it. 31

No money to change wardrobe - change jobs! For the new team, all your old clothes are new. 41

Flowers should be without a reason... Happiness should be unique... House - warm... Weather - no matter what the weather is! But love should be mutual. 19

All people bring happiness - some by their presence, others by their absence) 34

What would I give to a person who has everything? I would punch him in the jaw. 5

If men knew what women think, they would court twenty times more boldly. 28

Soul to soul, only matryoshkas can live. 44

I need to call my mom, tell me where I am. - Hello, mom? Where I am? 21

The little boy was watching porn. I did not understand the film, but I sweated a lot. 21

The main thing is that they are waiting for you at home, and not waiting 16

Chocolate is twice as tasty if you can’t) 28

The Lord keeps us all. It's just that everyone has a different shelf life. 17

I am kept by the great ancient Egyptian god of peace and tranquility - DANUNAH. 25

Every day, people around me prove to me that life without a brain is real. 26

Nobody dies a virgin: life will fuck us all. 26

Best original statuses

H Some people think I'm crazy. And many have already realized that they do not think so.

To next time I'm in an elevator with a few strangers, turn around and say: "You are probably wondering why I brought you here?"

I I don't understand people who don't like to admit their mistakes. I would easily admit my mistakes if I ever made them ...

AT From, it happened, you send someone in a hurry, and then you worry in your soul: did you get ... did you get? ..

H you don’t need to offend me, I’m a vulnerable girl, a little something right away in tears ... And then, with tearful eyes, it’s so hard to understand who was hit with a shovel ...

C Most long road begins with the words: "I know a short way."

I not lazy. I save energy.

G They will say: "Beauty will save the world," but I think it's impudence ... to dump such a responsibility on me!

G They say that true love lasts three years ... Strange, but for some reason I have loved myself for 17 years!

L people are very strange... They do bad things to each other, and ask God for forgiveness.

G They tell you that you need to change something in your life. So today I will sit down and watch the sofa.

At everyone has their own problems - someone has stale bread, someone has small diamonds ...

M not yesterday they said that I live in fantasies. I almost fell off the dragon.

O the queue is a place where people are afraid of losing each other.

T patience and labor do not suit me.

D depression is when you root for maniacs in films.

I I speak with a serious look, but deer in purple hats and light green shorts are dancing inside me!

To When a store clerk asks me, "Can I help you with something?" I like to say, "You can with money."

H unforgettable adventures begin when hot soul connects with two friends - a drunken head and a brave heart.

E There are such decisions, after the adoption of which, cockroaches in the head applaud standing.

X I want to work... at the opera... came... yelled... and that's it... went home...

O It is very difficult to give relatives a chic gift, because they already have me.

B An udilnik is hated in two cases - when it rings, and when it does not ring.

D Do you think onions are the only vegetable that makes you cry? Have you ever received a pumpkin on the head?

M not from the traffic police sent a photo where I exceed the speed limit. I sent them a video where I pay a fine to a traffic cop in cash.

I I don't know what you take for the head, but it doesn't help you.

P reasons for buying a tablet 1% is fashionable 8% for work 11% for study 80% - Internet in bed.

P about how a person rests in nature, you can immediately see how nature rested on him.

AT Away well, but at home - wash, iron. I'll go visit.

M These actions are divided into two types: 1. "Damn, what have I done?" 2. “Ah, don’t care, it will do.”

L we eat from asking again. Clinic "Horse in a coat". The main office is in Karaganda!

H and nothing beautifies a person so much as friendship with one's own head.

At I have a very patient nature, such as a cumulative discount system. The main thing - then do not fall under my distribution of bonuses.

And how many of us are there who first try to untie the package, and then freak out and just tear it apart.

M ini skirt annoys men in one case: when she is on his wife

AT 3/9 kingdom, in the 3/10 state everyone was obsessed with fractions.

AT Still, some people surprise me. It seems to be much dumber, but they somehow succeed ...

I like a button. I'm constantly off!

M Dreams come true... At a certain moment... Most often this moment is called "Nah... no need already"

FROM cute bounty is looking for a nice snickers for a regular twix.

AT I tell these girls waiting for the prince on a white horse! The horse is dead, I walk, so I linger ...

L lovers to scratch your tongue behind my back, scratch harder and lower!

G They say that life is a game... so why can't I start the level again?

M oh my day starts with the fact that I want to sleep, and ends the same.

To how to tie a sea knot 1. You carefully fold the headphones from the player2. You put it in your pocket 3. You take it out, the knot is ready!

AT to those who are tired of my bad temper and optimism, I sincerely wish ... BREAK! ... put the emphasis yourself

E If it seems to you that you are head over heels in love, sit on a chair, take a deep breath, think. Maybe you just want to fuck?

H he would not have been taught a rake, but his heart believes in miracles.

X I would like to wish the television workers that their girls get up at the most interesting moment of sex and say: "And now - pause!"

At Two foreigners now live in my house: a Japanese cat KuDasuKa and a Chinese cat HuLiMyaO.

P redskamus has hurt our future.

H either a Russian mat, or a Chinese surname.

H The human brain is excellent. It has been running 24 hours a day since we were born and only stops when we have an exam or when we fall in love.

I- creative personality! I want - I create, I want - I create.

E If you look at the minuses in life through a raised middle finger, they become pluses.

To what injustice, I tell you, is going on in this world! In some countries, men can have several wives, but we are given one and then signed!

I I'll give you a condom, give it to your parents and tell them not to do it again!

H it’s in my rules to sit idle! I'm going to lay down...

P I won’t be able to convince you, so I’ll immediately turn to insults ...

P we will live - we will see, we will live - we will learn, we will survive - we will take into account.