The scenario of the holiday on March 8 in the shopping center.

Among the first days of spring

All over the earth for all people

Spring and woman are similar.

Let the heart to the beat sounds drops,

Let the blizzards sink into the past

And let in spring round dances

Forget the heart of adversity.

(Music from a crooked mirror. Grandmothers appear on the stage)

Flower: Good evening! Dear ladies... and people! Check out how cool I am today ... cool .... I'm just kicking myself...
Matrena: (to the audience) Hello! (flower) - why are you so arrogant - then
Flower: Is everyone gathered? And for what reason did they all gather? And about our professional holiday!
Matryona: Cleaners day, right?
Flower: Why cleaners? I'm talking about women's holiday - March 8!
Matryona: Ah, I remembered, of course, the holiday. Right now, our men will be us ...
Flower: What are you?
Matryona: Congratulate! I broke my lip!
Flower: What do I look like?
Matryona: Super pupy!
Flower: Well then let's go! We begin a solemn meeting dedicated to International Women's Day on March 8 .... You know Matryon, I'm always so confused on this holiday, I just don't know what to say.

(Leaders exit..)

Presenter 1: And you don’t have to say anything, our dear grandmothers, sit down. On this festive day we will speak. Congratulate and give joy.

Vedas 2: And you take your seats in the auditorium.

Grandmothers: That's stuck, today we are spectators and not artists.

Vedas: 1 In March, the eighth, a man hardly

A woman's whim will not be taken into account,

Apparently, they owe so much attention,

What do the calculations for the year!

Host 2: Good afternoon! We are glad to see all of you in this hall! Our today's concert is dedicated to the holiday of spring, love and, of course, it is dedicated to you - our dear women.

Happy holiday of affection,

Love and attention

Happy Women's Charm!

Vedas: 1 We contemplate the stars for two reasons: because they sparkle and because they are not reachable. But! Next to us shines a more tender and secretly deeper star - a woman!

Vedas:2 Our dear ones, please accept this musical gift from us.

(1 block)

Presenter 1:

Dear women, good faithful!

FROM new spring You, with drops first!

Peaceful sky to you, radiant sun!

Happiness treasured, the purest!

A lot of affection, warmth, kindness to you, -

May your dreams come true!

Vedas:2 I came to congratulate you

Vedas:1 Meet me on stage...

(2 block)

Lead 2 Poetry, music, flowers, nature - all this is beautiful, but if there were no woman in the world, we would not understand the delights of poetry, music, flowers and nature. Dear women, this dance is for yougift from students of the Aban school No. 1.

(Dance) (3 block)

1 Ved.

Beautiful woman then

When happiness sparkles in the eyes

Then the years - it does not matter,

And the sun is seen in bad weather.

Beautiful woman then

When you need it, when you love it

So that this feeling is for years,

So that it does not go away and does not cool down.

And I want to talk about love today

Which each of you deserves

I want to wish you each -

Raging and restless -

2 Vedas . Women's beauty and charm have always inspired men to do great things. Strength has always conquered beauty. Alexander the Great once said: "If I were a woman, I would conquer the whole world." But he did not conquer the world, because he was a man.

1 Ved. Women rest on this day, and who, if not a man, better confesses his love to women, will tell them kind and affectionate words. Wherever the holiday of March 8 is celebrated - at work, at home, among relatives and friends, with your own children, or in a restaurant

1 Ved. I wish you much love and happiness,

So that there is no reason for sadness,

Let them say it's all from God

And I think more from men.

(3 block)

1 Ved. We are in eternal, unrequited debt to the mother, whose love accompanies us all our lives. Therefore, love tenderly, respect, take care of her, do not hurt her mother with your words and deeds. Thank her for her work and care for you, be kind, sensitive, responsive to her. Mom expects constant care, attention, cordiality, sympathy, a kind word from you.

2 Vedas . All these years I keep saying

The most tender word is mom!

For love is born of mothers,

For the earth is saved by mothers.

The mothers of the little ones swaddled us,

Mothers rocked us on their knees,

They gave us a name, taught us words,

Weak ones were kept with tender love.

For you, our dear mothers, this song sounds.

(4 block)

1st led. Mother! The most beautiful word on earth is mom! This is the first word that a person utters, and it sounds equally tender in all languages of the world.

2nd ved . Mom has the kindest and most affectionate heart, the most gentle and affectionate hands that can do everything. and in the faithful and sensitive heart of a mother, love for her children never goes out, it will not remain indifferent to anything.

1st led. And no matter how old you are - five or fifty - you will always need your mother, her care, her kindness, her participation, her affectionate look. And the more your love for your mother, the more joyful and brighter her life.

Presenter 1:

On this day March 8

We wish you well

Lots of joy and happiness

Always be beautiful.

Host 2:

Live life without regrets

Do not know insults, losses,

May excellent health

It will be the best award ever!

Presenter 1:

Happy Women's Day, the beginning of spring,

With the first spring thawing!

Be healthy and happy you

Good luck to you big and small!

The eighth of March is the day when men do their best to surprise, conquer women.

It is doubly pleasant if the male part of the team is capable of an incendiary, cool performance in order to please their fair half with something really funny and unforgettable.

What could it be? Everything is very simple!

We offer you a cool scenario “Beauty 2018!”, where the most daring men dressed as women will participate in a humorous Beauty Contest!

Room decor, costumes

For this enchanting show, it will be necessary to work a little on the design of the hall.

To do this, you need to select the places where the jury of the competition will be located, and, of course, the place that will play the role of an impromptu stage.

Also, some other points should be taken into account.:

The entire success of the evening will depend on the Host. The brighter, more energetic, more resourceful the person who is assigned this role will be, the more interesting and funnier the competition will be.
Costumes will play an important role. Sophisticated decorations and tricks, as in a real beauty contest, will not be required, but still some efforts will need to be made so that the costumes “play” and fit into the role of those characters to whom they are dedicated.
Without fail, you should think over the musical accompaniment in advance and appoint a person who “will sit on the remote control”. Without this, the evening may lose some of its charm.

So, the contest "Miss Calm - 2018" begins!

Do not forget before the start of the holiday, hand out invitations, decorated in the appropriate style - so that the women of the team know what they have to do!

Scenario

Characters

1. Leading

2. Antoinette Zaporotnyuk. A vamp woman, the queen of the office and men's hearts, playing under Zavorotnyuk. (Man plays).

3.Dasha Bukina- red wig, apron, scarf. A housewife. (Man plays).

4. Veronica Maria- business woman, businesslike and fancy. (Man plays).

5. Bodyguards of Veronica- two people of formidable appearance (you can put pieces of fabric under the shoulders and around the arms to achieve comical brutality of the characters).

6. Claudia- a milkmaid, a rural worker of a wide profile. Simple, rustic, no pretensions. (Man plays).

Before the start of the ceremony, a solemn selection of the jury can be held: either by drawing lots, or by popular vote, or simply by appointing its members.
But it will be more fun to play the jury places at a blitz auction.

Scene 1. Introducing the members

All four participants go on stage in evening dresses, make a “lap of honor” and line up in front of the host.
Naturally, the outfits must be well thought out and match the image that the participant represents on stage.

Leading: Ladies and Gentlemen! We are glad to welcome you to our contest "Miss Calm - 2018!". Today, the whipped cream of our company, the diamonds of our hearts and the ravagers of our wallets, the most beautiful women of the company, have gathered here! Well, the competition will be judged by a highly respected jury!

(The host introduces the members of the jury and says a few funny characteristics about each of them. It is desirable that male representatives sit on the jury - it will be more interesting).

Leading: And now, I present to you our beautiful participants. Let's get to know them better! So, participant number 1: Antoinette Zaporotnyuk!

Zaporotnyuk(sings erotically, out of tune, breathy): Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you ...
Oops, I'm sorry, I seem to have mixed up the holidays a bit. So, good afternoon! With the holiday of spring and sun, joy and happiness to all from me - the most charming and attractive girl in our company ... and not only!

Leading: Antoinette, glad to see you on this stage! How is Mr. President? I would very much like to know your plans for the very near future, so to speak, your prospects for growth.

Zaporotnyuk: Of course, first of all and definitely - a victory in this competition. And it's not even discussed! Well, I also want to urgently find a man, a solid one. Well, and who, of course, would see in me not only a beautiful blonde with a bust number 5, but also smart, devoted, and, what else they are there ... in short, a friend. But the main thing is to be a solid man.

Leading: Is this possible? I think it's just incredible!

Zaporotnyuk: Unfortunately yes! So far, I've had no luck in my searches. Therefore, I am inclined to the decision to go to the monastery ...

Leading: How?!!

Zaporotnyuk: Yes, in monastery— in Shao-lin. I am sure that Chinese men really know how to appreciate a woman, they know what she wants and can provide her with it.

Leading: Dear Antoinette, it is doubtful that even such a respected monastery as Shao-lin can afford your provision! You undoubtedly deserve more: more than the Chinese, more than men, more than the inhabitants of the planet Earth - with such immense beauty of simply universal dimensions! But, we will not despair, and we wish you good luck in your difficult search! And now, let's get acquainted with the participant number 2: Dasha Bukina! We meet Dasha, dear friends, and ask her to say a few words about herself! Applause to the participant number 2!

Dasha(quite coquettishly, very quickly, almost in a patter): My name is Dasha. I live with my husband, a shoe salesman, and two wonderful children - daughter Svetochka and son Romochka. We also have a wonderful mongrel named "Baron". I don’t go to work - I myself am a real housewife: I love TV shows and don’t really like to cook, so I feed my husband and children with what they themselves find in the kitchen. My Genochka loves to hang around in the garage and drink beer with friends, and the children don’t cause any trouble at all - I practically don’t see them - school, amateur clubs, classes in sports sections. I also like to take part in various contests: “Send SMS and get a prize”, “Win the best discount!” and now - our contest "Miss Calm - 2018!" Yes, and taking this opportunity, I say hello to Gena, Sveta, Roma and Baron!

Host (trying to stop the talkative Dasha): Your applause to Dasha Bukina! Our next contestant, participant number 3, is the businesslike and beautiful Veronika-Maria. ( Addressing a business woman) Let me offer you my company, dear!

Veronica Maria: Let's! And why are you selling it?

(Behind Veronica are two guards in black glasses, with pistols and all sorts of different attributes necessary for protection. During the conversation, Veronica is constantly distracted - she has two phones in her hands. Conversations relate to business purchases and sales, contracts).

Leading: Veronica is the commercial director of the Nalevo trust fund. By the way, can I ask where such an interesting name comes from?

Veronica: How from where? After all, this is where all our clients' funds go. And, I advise you not to touch on topics related to my business - after all, my competitors can be in the hall!

(The bodyguards, meanwhile, can approach the Host or some of the spectators and arrange a small search for the presence of listening devices.).

Leading: Veronica, tell us what desires can overcome such a successful and wealthy lady? What are you dreaming about?

Veronica: Oh, well, like any woman - I want to be loved, carried in my arms! Tired of hearing all the time about these nightmarish finances, futures, offshore. I want romance and celebration!

(The bodyguards, literally understanding the command, lift Veronica in their arms from both sides, and in the meantime, a poster “Veronica, we believe in you!” suddenly appears in the hall.)

Leading: Well, we will provide exactly this desire of yours - look how many men are ready to congratulate you on March 8! It's true what they say that money doesn't buy happiness.

Claudia (appears suddenly - without invitation: So I knew that everything was bought at these competitions for a long time! A simple woman and not get through in any way there. And we, by the way, are not like these ... ( looks down on competitors with contempt) - all your own, native, natural! There is something to brag about! Arms on her hips, she shows her large forms).

Leader (frightened): And here is number 4 - our Claudia! A real woman: she will stop a galloping horse, and enter the hut - into a burning one - if necessary, your long applause to participant No. 4!

Claudia (accepts applause with satisfaction): Tyuyuyu, why is there a horse! Here, just now, Borka - our bull, the producer, it means that he escaped from the corral - had to be returned. Oh, and we suffered with him!

Host (not knowing how to keep the conversation going about Borka): You probably have a lot of work in the village? Go around the cows, garden, again, feed the cattle!

Claudia (inappropriate): Well, not such a bad man, our chairman!

Host (puzzled): Uh... yes, obviously, a good man... uh... your applause Claudia! And, let me announce, the first task for our girls!

Scene #2. Erudition

Leading: Now, beautiful contestants will show us all their erudition! This competition will be held in two stages. Everyone knows that men love with their eyes. And now we will prove that they can also hear - and also with their eyes! To do this, we will check the abilities of our participants. We will give them the most famous sayings, the task of the beauties is to illustrate them without the help of words.

Examples of sayings that girls should portray:

1. Do not spit in the well - it will come in handy to drink water.
2. One head is good, but two is better.
3. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
4. Do not feed the wolf - he keeps looking into the forest.

Scene #3. What do you know about spring?

Leading: Well, since you did such a great job with proverbs, we will complicate the task! Let's check how our participants are in the topic. What topic, you ask? Yes, in the spring, of course! Now each of them will take turns naming a poem, a song, a film, a picture, a theatrical performance, or any other work of art that talks about spring - in the topic, in the title or in the content. It is allowed to ask for help from the hall, but only once for the entire test. Whoever names the most works will be the winner of this competition!

Scene #4. Late date

Leading: Congratulations to the winner of the contest about spring! But, that's not all! Now we have a difficult task for which we will need a few helpers!

(4 male assistants are selected from the audience and called to the stage).

Leading: And now, we invite the participants and assistants to imagine the following situation. She was an hour (two, three) late for her date. He waited for her, but is very eager to hear an explanation. Her task is to come up with the most fantastic arguments, but it is quite logical to state them. His task is to be able to bring it to clean water.

Scene #5. Talent show

Leading: We successfully coped with intellectual competitions. Now, it's time to check out what talents our charming participants have!

The holding of this competition will depend on the real talents of women, on what they can do on stage.

antoinette either dancing a striptease or singing a song, playing her role in the style of Marilyn Monroe: she has to breathe, roll her eyes, send kisses.

Veronica makes her guards perform instead of her - this is not a royal business - the business woman herself to portray something on stage! It will look very funny, for example, "dance of the little swans" performed by two of Veronica's guards.

Dasha Bukina will perform the simplest trick with the intriguing name "Paradox". For this competition you will need a hat - quite voluminous, a scarf and small soft toys.
Dasha announces that she will now be showing Paradox. Then he comes up to the men (and only to them!) and, communicating with everyone, offers to put a bill in the hat. It is desirable that the denomination be as large as possible. After that, he runs his hand over the hat, utters a spell - and pulls out a soft toy from the hat, offering it to the man with a smile. After, without ceasing to be playful and smiling, Dasha will go through a sufficient number of men, give them toys and collect money, she bows beautifully and leaves the stage.

Leading: Dasha, what is the paradox of this trick?

Dasha: Yes, how! The fact that all these men think that they know how to make a lot of money, but you all saw that I can do it even better!

Leading: Well, in general, yes - a paradox! And what did Claudia prepare for us?

Claudia: And I will prove to you that I am able to perform even unfeminine work! Who is ready to compete with me?

(Calls the most slender man on stage. After that, they are given two boards, hammers and nails - everyone tries to hammer in as many nails as they can in a minute).

Scene #6. Defile in swimsuits

Leading: Well, now that we are convinced of the talents of our participants, I propose the final, most important competition - a defile in swimsuits!

The competition in swimsuits to a very large extent depends on the artistry of the participants. But, as a rule, by this moment the audience is already quite warmed up, so the competition will be held with a bang. Bathing suits are better to make solid, from improvised materials - the more ridiculous, the better.

Scene #7. Lottery winner

After a short deliberation, the jury decides on the winner.
To the solemn music, she is awarded a crown, a colorfully decorated ribbon, and, a surprise prize: as a reward, the winner is given the right to hold a win-win comic lottery - congratulations to all the women of the team on March 8.
Two drums are taken out: in one there are cards with prizes, in the other - the names of the ladies present.
The winner of the beauty contest pulls out a card with prizes from the first drum, from the second - a card with the name of who this prize will be awarded to.

Inscriptions and prizes may be as follows:

1. A lover of thrills (a spice is awarded - chili pepper).

2. Lover of soft solutions (prize: a small soft toy).

3. Lover of temptations (prize: apple).

4. Lover to cry (prize: handkerchiefs).

5. Thinker (prize: sleep mask).

6. Dreamer (gift candle).

All nominations can be written specifically for the company and its employees - it will be more interesting and fun, because the specific habits and weaknesses of the members of your company are known only by its employees.
Gifts are distributed to all women along with small bouquets of flowers and congratulations.

Of course, the whole scenario can be successfully worked out for your company, firm, educational institution- it all depends on the imagination and the number of employees who will take part in this fun spectacle.

basic school at the Embassy of the Russian Federation in the Republic of Madagascar

Vedas 1

Day of joy and beauty

All over the earth he gives to women

Your smiles and flowers!!!

Vedas 2

In March, the eighth, a man hardly

A woman's whim will not take into account,

It can be seen that the attention is so indebted,

What do the calculations for the year!

Vedas 1

Good afternoon! We are glad to see all of you in this hall! Lovely ladies on behalf

All men, let me congratulate you on the upcoming international

Among the first days of spring

All over the earth, for all people

Spring and women are alike.

Vedas 2

As part of our evening, we are holding a contest"Lada"

Lada She is the goddess of beauty, grace and grace. Just like Aphrodite

Ancient Greeks and Venus among the ancient Romans.

(Exit of the participants, and the presenters read poetry to the music)

Ved1

Beauty lives everywhere!

Lives not anywhere, but nearby,

Always open to our eyes

Always available and clean…

Ved2

Beauty lives everywhere!

In any flower, any blade of grass,

And even a little dewdrop

What is dormant in the fold of the sheet ...

Ved1

Beauty lives everywhere!

Our hearts are happy and warm,

And makes us all better

She's probably not easy...

Beauty lives everywhere!

Ved2. The competition program will be judged by our jury…

Ved1. Many different competitions have been prepared for our participants. But especially

We want to note for the jury and our guests. Throughout the evening our

The girls will have to submit several dances. And when summing up

The results of the entire competition program, we ask you to evaluate these dances and

Give them points

Ved2. Well, I think it's time to start. All participants would like to wish

Success, and the audience should not spare their hands.

What's in a name?

It will die like a sad noise

Waves splashing on the distant shore,

Like the sound of the night in a deaf forest ...

But on the day of sadness in silence,

Say it longingly

Tell me there is a memory of me

There is a heart in the world where I live.

Ved1.

There are many beautiful female names in the world. Dear girls, have you ever wondered

Are you talking about the origin and meaning of your name?

Ved2.

If not, now is the time to do it. So, the first challenge

"Who am I?" or a competition of legends: girls tell about themselves and their names.

(homemade)

(After the participants have introduced themselves, the facilitators can ask them some

Questions, for example, such: what kind of flowers do you like, your favorite dish, do you like

dance, sports, walk, etc.)

Ved2

Which participants we have are all different, which are all wonderful and they are united by the most

wonderful property: they will all be the most important decoration in the future

our planet - women.

Ved1

You are a woman and you are right about that.

From the century removed the crown of the stars,

You are in our abyss - the image of a deity!

We drag an iron yoke for you,

We serve you, crushing the mountains,

And we pray - from the ages for you!

Participant dance-

Ved2

Our next competition will be called “Warm-up”, questions for our participants:

Which of the notes is not needed for compote? (salt)
Which composer's last name is similar to a hunter's shot (Bach)
Can I bring water in a sieve? (maybe ice)
Which wheel does not spin in a car while driving? (Spare)
Who speaks all languages? (echo)
What kind of fabric is not to sew a shirt for yourself? (from the railway)
What will happen to the crow when it is 7 years old? (the eighth will go)
How do day and night end? (s sign)

Ved1

Beautiful words about women should always be said. This is a worthy sequel.

our classical traditions. If you follow them, then a woman is always, either

Vasilisa the Wise, or Elena the Beautiful. She and "My Fair Lady" and

"Sleeping Beauty", in other words: every woman is a fairy tale.

Ved2

The old tale says

About magical things:

Lived - there were two sisters,

The third Cinderella was.

Two sisters - dandies

They had fun at the balls.

Third in soot, soot even

on her nose was

Ved2

We all remember the story of Cinderella. Before Cinderella gets to the ball, she must

had so many things to do. In a fairy tale, salvation came to Cinderella in the form of a kind

fairies. And in our competition, all hope rests with you.

Competition ………

(Summarizing)

Vedas1 We continue our competitive program and our next contest

"Fashion Designers"

Girls, you now have to become famous fashion designers for a few minutes.

world, such as Vyacheslav Zaitsev, Valentin Yudashkin, Nina Ritchie, Pierre Cardin.

You are invited to present your homemade beautiful hats,

made by your own hands from all improvised means, old hats, newspapers, paper

Etc. "Everything was in your hands." Help our members

showcase your models to our little guys

(A hat and hat show competition is underway and each participant presents her own

model and then comments on it)

Participant dance-

Love - burning like in the series!

Five series on each channel!

Trips not to the garden, but to the sea!

Cakes are delicious, but without calories!

The cars are foreign, but the steering wheel is on the left!

Spirits - from "Dior"! Flowers - every day!

Intentions - different, but better serious!

Dwellings - five-room and five-star!

Live life without regrets

Do not know resentment, loss.

May excellent health

It will be the best award ever!

There are many holidays in the country,

But Women's Day is given to Spring,

After all, only women are subject to

Create a spring holiday - caress.

So be kind, simple,

Always with a smile on your face!

Well, in a word, be you

How spring should be!

Happy March 8!

Happy spring holiday!

Let it pour everywhere

Sound fun!

Let the sun shine!

Let the frost go!

Let the winter drive away

Mimosa branch!

Ved1

Our next competition can be called "The Most Resourceful" or the competition - "Situation". Now you are offered a situation, and you must find a “way out” of it.

You gathered for a holiday: you combed your hair, put on your favorite dress, and on the way you were splashed by a car. Your outfit is ruined. What will you do?
You suddenly quarreled with your beloved girlfriend, you know that your actions are wrong?
You invited friends to visit and decided to win them over with your signature dish, but 5 minutes before the arrival of the guests, you realize that the “dish” failed. What are you going to do?

Ved2

No wonder even proud men

They tell each other for many years:

In everything, first look for a woman

And then you will find the truth.

Participant dance-

Ved1

The next competition is related to how cheerful and resourceful our girls are. AT

You will need help for this contest. Invite someone to help you -

any of the spectators.

Ved2

The essence of the competition is as follows, to define the new and unusual most